Just a week after freshmen were admitted into the school and they would not even have the courtesy to spare our ribs. I mean we need some peace even for a while, our lives here at MSU have been a joke for the longest time possible and a little seriousness would have been appreciated. I won’t talk much about my focused persona this sem which just got a real temptation last week when I saw a post in our ever fresh CPP Platform. Speaking of CPP, I wonder just how boring some people’s lives are especially considering they are not on CPP. What do you gossip about in your circles if you don’t have info which only can be found on CPP?
Away from that, lets get back to my purpose for writing, am annoyed by the way and very saddened that my sem didn’t start on a serious note. Like I said before, this year has been too much of a joke and a certain fell just decided to escalate that. How do you put on a baby’s jumpsuit when you’re as old as me? My reason for writing is not to kashifu the guy but then again to ask for a job from Prof Nyabundi.
You see Sir, it’s clear that the breed of freshmen that our beloved varsity has been honored to admit are but toddlers trapped in bodies of adults. I think they’d best go with the mantra of don’t adult me coz I can’t adult today.’ So here again comes a chance for me to spill the beans, I want a painting job in the school. Am not saying that the colors of our beloved varsity are ugly, no those aren’t my words but then again I have an idea that can spice the appearance of our varsity and make it more appealing and accommodating to our freshmen.
The freshmen’s advocate, in this case our guy in the pic has brought forward the clear message that our freshmen skipped nursery school and will want to study for their degrees in an environment that is a replica of the ECD classes that they were denied a chance to attend. If my proposal should be accepted. I want us to start with Millennium Halls where we can draw paintings of elephants and lions and as an honorary gesture to our environment we can even sculpt the image of a monkey. The nursery school I went to in Shiamahoho also had alphabet letters painted on the walls. Now due to limited space at millennium complex, we can paint these alphabets at Hindocha Hall and as a consideration for Maths dummies like me we can create space for numerals to be painted on the walls of Harambee Hall. Last sem we did a good thing to revoke all licenses that allowed the tenure of lectures at GSQ so that means we have plenty of space where we can install swings for these freshmen to play, remember all work without play makes freshmen even more dumb. Finally as a way of ensuring that their academics are not tampered with, we can create a knowledge bank for them at New Library, we stock the ground flow with copies of Tom and Mary so that at least this brothers and sisters of ours can feel at home. Lest not forget compulsory sleep period between 2pm and 3pm after lunch, they need a lot of sleep for brain development.