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The Campus Girl Is Not A WIFE

At the end of four years In the University,the boy child would be sat on a stool.The village elders will circle him and ask, ”Kijana you were to come home with two degrees.Where is your wife?”
He will scratch his head and answer,”The campus girl is not a wife.” For the first time in his existence,he will be right.


The Campus girl is eons away from the wives our mothers are.She has slowly and surely evolved into a chemist that has experimented with all morning after pills.When she is not doing that, she is absorbing sweat from someone’s father or husband.
You have  not tasted hell until you taste food cooked by the campus girl.Their chapatis are harder than the average Kenyan’s life.As a matter of fact ,the only meal  a campus girl can cook effortlessly is noodles.Doubtless,the easiest way to get into a campus girl’s pants is through unimpressive cheap liquor.Buy that girl two shots of this liquor and pants will drop.She will not only call you daddy but also granddaddy.Campus girls are so easy to get these days ,what with  the permissiveness in campus and sexual fluidity.
Books are almost foreign to campus girls.Weekends are spent participating in adultery and weekdays ,sleeping off the sin.At the end of the semester,she will sit next to the boy and copy away.
How can this female be anyone’s wife??How can she be domesticated??The campus girl chugs beer faster than the village drunkard.Still she does not stagger.She is so easy to please and also  quick to please others.
Campus girls share clothes in the name of being trendy and call each other ‘’siz’’ because they share the same man’s fluids.On Sunday,that Occasional Sunday that finds them in church because they are on their period,they sing at the top of their voices masking their debaucherous selves.The campus girl is conniving , calculating and sneaky while at it. No one has a greater M-pesa balance than the average campus girl.This is because she has many inflows:-parents, sponsors and the foolish campus boys and her outflows are taken care of at the sight of her body parts.
Ultimately, the campus man cannot make a wife out of this woman,not with that womb that has seen countless abortions and her poor culinary skills or lack thereof.Her manners are nothing to write home about and her mouth so foul you wonder if or how she addresses her parents.
An advice to a campus boy,find a village woman of virtue and forget the manner-less intellectual that yells feminism yet blends over as her bits are rubbed against in bars.

The Campus Girl Is Not A WIFE
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  2. tneey

    May 29, 2017 at 10:35 pm

    Atleast the campus girl has experienced what is bad and what is good. Go find yourself a primitive girl from the village and see if your life will be any better. And then come try my chapatis and see if its harder than your life or sweeter than your Ma’s😝

  3. Morondo Ongeri

    May 30, 2017 at 8:42 am

    Campus gyal ‘s hips are enhanced, fake, counterfeit and horribble when viewed naked… Tofiakwa!

  4. Anonymous

    May 30, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Am just left wordless Hezborn….
    But kudos ……you hit it by the head

  5. Anonymous

    May 31, 2017 at 11:50 am

    Like the campus guy is any better.Don’t be quick to judge.Despite the fact that you are expressing your thoughts its good that you express them in a less insultive way.Plus you have totally generalised like they are all the same.This sounds preposterous.

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