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The Life Cycle Of A Campus Student

STAGE 1: THE GOOD FRESHER

This is when they have just joined campus and are still very naïve, confused and innocent. They attend most lectures on time or arrive earlier only to leave thirty minutes later after class is over because they were waiting for a bell. Most of them have a life plan that they wrote down which consists of a first class honors and marriage to their high school sweethearts.

HOLY SPIRIT LEVEL: 100% (They have Jesus)

STAGE 2: LARVA-  THE EXPLOSIVE FRESHER.

This is where dress codes begin to change while their effort to blend in and look different betrays them. It is at this point where high school sweethearts are dumped for third year boyfriends with tattoos and nice rides. Like it’s not enough that they misused their money on cheap whores and fake make up, they start missing class claiming to be busy working.

HOLY SPIRIT LEVEL: 16% (They need Jesus)

STAGE 3: PUPA-  THE GREED PERIOD.

Call it greed period. This is the exploration and experimentation stage. Having come from a single-gender school back in high school, they can’t wait to sample the various species of females/ males in campus. Here, hearts are broken, souls are crushed and for the careless and unlucky ones, the responsibilities of parenthood start to beckon: those who get pregnant and drop out are said to have undergone incomplete metamorphosis.

HOLY SPIRIT LEVEL: -654% (They need Jesus,  Mary, Bible, Holy water, Sacrament, King James Version, Baptism, Bahati’s  music and everything up and beyond)

STAGE 4: ADULT-  REALISATION STAGE.

This is the last and final phase. It is when the individual comes to realization that all the joy and fun is for a period and sets their priorities right. Most people don’t make it to this stage but for those who do have no regrets.

HOLY SPIRIT LEVEL: STILL ON RECOVERY MODE.

Courtesy of Christian Union Maseno Uni.

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